"Don't Eat That!" is my new mantra

Stuff my son has eaten recently: 

• Play-doh
• Dog food
• Cat food
• Paper
• Half of a playing card
• Stickers (undetermined number)
• Kleenex (unused)
• Napkins (at a restaurant)
• The corner of a board book
• A little yellow flower from the yard

Stuff my son has stuck in his mouth recently:

• Every damn rock we see
• My deodorant
• Golf balls (plastic)
• Dog toys
• Books
• My pants (while I'm wearing them)
• My shirt sleeve (while I'm wearing it)
• My hair
• The dog's ear
• Various and sundry stuffed animal bits
• Socks
• Coins of every denomination.  I'm pretty sure he even tried to eat a Mexican peso the other day.

Stuff my son has licked* recently:

• Every floor he sees regularly
• Most flat surfaces in our home
• Several flat surfaces in other peoples' homes
• Random restaurant tables
• Windows
• Doors
• Multiple televisions (not all ours)
• Random furniture
• People's legs
• My feet
• My cell phone
• My laptop
• The couch
• Lots of rocks
• The sidewalk
• The playground equipment
• My pillow
• The baby gate
• The soap dispenser in the bathroom
• The outside of the peanut butter jar

Stuff my child has refused to eat/stick in his mouth recently:

• Crackers
• Cereal
• Chicken
• Rice
• Sweet potatoes
• Milk
• Green beans
• Bread (though, he did lick the peanut butter off of it. . .)
• Beans
• Macaroni
• Pancakes
• Apples
• Various other actual foods that would provide him sustenance. 

<Sigh>


*Seriously?  Who goes around licking things?  Weirdo. :)