If you are easily disgusted by discussions of bodily functions, you may want to skip this post. . .
- My carpet is approximately the same color as pee in a poorly lit room.
- Never walk barefoot near the train table while potty training. Especially if you left the tyke alone for more than 2.5 seconds.
- Apple juice is exactly the same color as pee.
- Nudity is always an option for a two-year-old.
- My son is a con-artist who can and will trick me into thinking he's emptied his bladder completely in exchange for candy.
- I am gullible enough to fall for his con up to three times in a row. . .
- My toddler has excellent bladder control.
- Toddlers can refuse to go number two for three days. So far.
- He can totally speak clearly and enunciate when he wants to.
- Toddler underwear are about the cutest things ever. I still haven't stopped squee-ing.
- Mommy doesn't get candy for using the toilet.
- Our bathroom sink is ridiculously high for a toddler.
- There is nothing so annoying as repeating the same five words for three days straight. "Pee-pee goes in the potty!"
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