I know how much you love my Bad Mommy stories, so here's another.
I feed my kid lemons. No really. He loves them. See:
He's hysterical, because he'll take a slice of lemon and go to town devouring it. Inevitably, though, this face comes out:
I know, I know. I'm a terrible mother. Call social services now.
I'll probably still be looking at this picture and giggling to myself. :)