Funny Phone Conversation

I just got off the phone with one of our possible performers for next year. After discussing business, the conversation went something like this:

Performer: Well, thank you for your call! I'm looking forward to working with you this year! I don't think we've met, have we?!*

Me: Um . . . yeah, we met last year. Briefly.

Performer: Oh, sorry, I don't know if I remember you . . .!

Me: I was VERY pregnant.

Performer: Oh, I know you! Did you have the baby, yet?!

Me: No! And, dammit I'm getting uncomfortable at 13.5 months pregnant!**

*You gotta love people who end every sentence with an exclamation point. Even if it's a
question.

**Ok, not really. I just wanted to.