You have reached the voicemail of a Bad Mommy. She is currently out of* communication until next week, as she enjoys a lovely vacation with her family.
Or she's trying to enjoy the 14-hour car ride with a teething, possibly screaming toddler. Even odds, really.
Leave a comment at the beep, and she'll be sure to respond when she returns. Provided her brain hasn't drizzled out of her ears by then.