Monday, June 13, 2011

Lessons of Mommyhood

  1. Toddler boys prefer to be naked, and can become so in the blink of an eye.
  2. Strawberries are better than candy.
  3. New toys are scary.  For the first hour, at least.  I mean, the slide could attack you when you're not looking.
  4. There's a reason bathrooms are generally floored in tile or linoleum.  I can't imagine the damage a toddler in a bathtub could wreak on carpeting. . .
  5. It's a very good thing that Crayola markers are non-toxic, because the toddler will mysteriously produce one, remove the lid, and drool orange for the rest of the day.


  1. Something is wrong with my child. I've always heard that boys do those things, but he's only known to do #4 so far and #2 because we don't really give him candy. lol! Loved this. Thanks for sharing!!!

  2. LOL! Ok, after I wrote this, we started potty training and letting asher run around naked. He woke up the next morning with nothing on, his diaper neatly folded next to him and his bed soaked. Boys are unpredictable!!! lol!