Lessons of Mommyhood

1. A full-sized bed will comfortably fit two fully-grown parents, or one toddler, but definitely not at the same time.
2. A toddler will beg for food right up until you give him some.  Then, he's no longer hungry, somehow.
3. It is much more fun to spread toys across the room than it is to actually play with them.
4. Limits are made to be pushed.
5. There are several great reasons that moms often chop their hair short.  The less you have, the less likely it is to have it matted with lollipop goo.