Reason #1 My House Will Never Be Clean

Exhibit #1: Living room at the end of Miles' nap. (Literally, he woke up about 2 minutes after this shot)

Exhibit #2: Living room ten minutes later.  Miles had been downstairs for less than 8 minutes.  And yes, the laundry basket is my fault, but to be fair, I was on my way downstairs with it when Miles threw a fit and made it very clear that I was not going anywhere.  Also, it is important to note that there was cereal crushed into the carpet just below the scope of the shot.  Fun times.

Don't you feel so much better about your own houses, now? :)